{"id":11836,"date":"2018-06-13T05:45:50","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T04:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/?p=11836"},"modified":"2018-06-13T05:49:50","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T04:49:50","slug":"staruszek-portier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/2018\/06\/staruszek-portier\/","title":{"rendered":"staruszek portier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/implantywspomnien.gif\" alt=\"by\u0142em dobrym ojcem, po\u017cytecznym pracownikiem i zawsze mia\u0142em racj\u0119. synu, \u017cyj tak, \u017ceby by\u0142o ci\u0119 sta\u0107 na implanty wspomnie\u0144.\" width=\"710\" height=\"378\" title=\"Dzi\u015b nale\u017cy si\u0119 naprze\u017cywa\u0107, bo trzeba mie\u0107 potem co wspomina\u0107. Czy nie powinno by\u0107 tak, \u017ce ka\u017cdego, po ci\u0119\u017ckim, nudnym \u017cyciu przy biureczku, sta\u0107 na zakup zestawu realistycznych wspomnie\u0144? Mo\u017ce nie sp\u0142ywa\u0142e\u015b Amazonk\u0105, mo\u017ce nie by\u0142a\u015b mi\u0142\u0105 kole\u017cank\u0105, a mo\u017ce wr\u0119cz \u017cy\u0142e\u015b \u017cycie nu\u017c\u0105cego z\u0142amasa; teraz mo\u017cesz o sobie my\u015ble\u0107 wy\u0142\u0105cznie dobrze - szczerze i bez \u015bciemy, a w wersji premium mie\u0107 nawet na to dowody rzeczowe w postaci sfabrykowanych zdj\u0119\u0107 czy drobnych suwenir\u00f3w. Staruszek portier z u\u015bmiechem dawa\u0142 klucz, aromat staruszka identyczny z naturalnym.\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jotpeggif"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11836"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11839,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11836\/revisions\/11839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}