{"id":4110,"date":"2011-05-12T21:22:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T19:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/?p=4110"},"modified":"2012-08-06T17:18:47","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T15:18:47","slug":"piosenka-pracownika-agencji-reklamowej","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/piosenka-pracownika-agencji-reklamowej\/","title":{"rendered":"piosenka pracownika agencji reklamowej"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/piosenka.gif\" alt=\"Piosenka pracownika agencji reklamowej  Najmilsze s\u0105 te kampanie, co daj\u0105 utrzymanie. Czemu promuj\u0119 ch\u0142am? Bo na to bud\u017cet mam. Za\u015bmiec\u0119 par\u0119 g\u0142\u00f3wek, wy\u015bwiechtam kilka s\u0142\u00f3wek, lecz tego klient chce i ro\u015bnie PKB.  Tu pieszcz\u0119 uszko d\u017cingla wybuszki em, tam pstry billboardzik target ju\u017c korci. Pimpuj\u0119 branda, z flasha girlanda, na amfie spoty... Brzydz\u0119 si\u0119? Co ty, skoro uiszcz\u0105 gratyfikacj\u0119, dola kurwiszcza ma bytu racj\u0119.  Najmilsze s\u0105 te kampanie, co daj\u0105 utrzymanie. Gdyby\u015b zlecenie mia\u0142 - mam japko c i v. Wzlatuj\u0119 po godzinach w oparach i mnie spina, \u017ce jakie\u015b byle putto ma siedem pi\u0119\u0107set brutto. \u015bpiewa\u0107 do melodii &quot;Najmilsze s\u0105 drobne panie&quot; duetu Przybora - Wasowski\" title=\"o Nowej to Hucie piosenka nie jest\" width=\"710\" height=\"448\" usemap=\"#czechowicz\" border=0 \/><\/p>\n<map name=\"czechowicz\">\n<area shape=\"rect\" coords=\"427,418,542,428\" href=\"http:\/\/www.poezja-spiewana.pl\/index.php?str=lf&#038;no=7667\" alt=\"\" target=\"_blank\" \/><\/map>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciagi-slow","category-fejvs"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4110"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5879,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4110\/revisions\/5879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}