{"id":467,"date":"2006-11-09T19:13:43","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T18:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/?p=467"},"modified":"2006-11-09T20:52:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T19:52:00","slug":"szczur-szczur-aktowka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/szczur-szczur-aktowka\/","title":{"rendered":"szczur. szczur. [akt\u00f3wka]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OSOBY:<br \/>\nParys &#8211; popija Hellen\u0119<br \/>\nInspicjent &#8211; by\u0142y zapa\u015bnik<br \/>\nPstr\u0105g &#8211; drugiej \u015bwie\u017co\u015bci<br \/>\nKurtyna &#8211; jak to kurtyna<\/p>\n<p>Parys: (w zbroi wbiega na scen\u0119 galopem i krzyczy do Kurtyny) C\u00f3\u017c to?! Agent! Bij, zabij agenta!<br \/>\n(dobywa szpady i w zapami\u0119taniu d\u017aga Kurtyn\u0119) Ten sztych dukata wart! (d\u017aga dalej)<\/p>\n<p>Kurtyna: (podst\u0119pnie opada na Parysa)<\/p>\n<p>Parys: (miota si\u0119 okutany w Kurtyn\u0119, d\u017aga powietrze wok\u00f3\u0142)<\/p>\n<p>Inspicjent: (wbiega na scen\u0119, wprawnym ruchem zak\u0142ada Parysowi nelsona) Kochany, znowu ci si\u0119 sztuki popierdoli\u0142y. (wydobywa Parysa spod Kurtyny, wyprowadzaj\u0105c go m\u00f3wi do widowni) A za bilety to, o takiego, wam zwr\u00f3cimy. Jeszcze dop\u0142acicie przy wyj\u015bciu.<\/p>\n<p>Pstr\u0105g: (cuchnie)<\/p>\n<p>Kurtyna: (zrezygnowana spada na scen\u0119)<\/p>\n<p>og\u00f3lne OKLASKI<br \/>\nKONIEC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OSOBY: Parys &#8211; popija Hellen\u0119 Inspicjent &#8211; by\u0142y zapa\u015bnik Pstr\u0105g &#8211; drugiej \u015bwie\u017co\u015bci Kurtyna &#8211; jak to kurtyna Parys: (w zbroi wbiega na scen\u0119 galopem i krzyczy do Kurtyny) C\u00f3\u017c to?! Agent! Bij, zabij agenta! (dobywa szpady i w zapami\u0119taniu d\u017aga Kurtyn\u0119) Ten sztych dukata wart! (d\u017aga dalej) Kurtyna: (podst\u0119pnie opada na Parysa) Parys: (miota [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciagi-slow"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}