{"id":5295,"date":"2012-02-23T20:27:19","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T19:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/?p=5295"},"modified":"2013-04-04T15:37:19","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T13:37:19","slug":"jedenastozgloskowiec-w-cenie-dwoch-sonetow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/jedenastozgloskowiec-w-cenie-dwoch-sonetow\/","title":{"rendered":"jedenastozg\u0142oskowiec w cenie dw\u00f3ch sonet\u00f3w"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/elopig.jpg\" alt=\"jedenastozg\u0142oskowiec elo pig  o czym\u017ce dumasz, ty warszaski t\u0142uku, wracaj\u0105c rano? w uszach pe\u0142no huku, zm\u0105cona g\u0142owa i my\u015bli spalone, zbyt p\u00f3\u017anych wnuczek \u0142ona wygolone.  tw\u00f3j m\u00f3zg zmartwia\u0142y, ubogi i ciasny, jeszcze kojarzy jak\u0105\u015b Magd\u0119 Masny. inwencja w zwojach, czujesz, \u017ce to lipa, kreacji buce ci\u0105gle m\u00f3wi\u0105 ci \u201epa\u201d.  o, ty by\u015b ch\u0119tnie nadwer\u0119\u017cy\u0142 g\u0142\u00f3wki: a\u017c mem tw\u00f3j zb\u0142\u0105dzi pod blachodach\u00f3wki, by mid-mena\u017cer (kr\u0119ci grubsze lody) z premi\u0105 w kieszeni za z lod\u00f3w odchody i asystentka, co si\u0119 pi\u0105\u0107 lubi\u0142a, a\u017c przy awansie ethos pogubi\u0142a, gdy z \u017c\u0105dz impetem wkrocz\u0105 w g\u0142\u0105b galeryj, nie wyczyniali free-wolnych breweryj, lecz w r\u0119ce brali takie tylko frukta,  co im podsunie tw\u00f3j zmy\u015blny instrukta\u017c.  to wszak marzenia. i zazdro\u015bcisz s\u0142awie tych bohater\u00f3w, co przy z piank\u0105 kawie snuj\u0105 swe g\u0119d\u017aby, \u017ce nie dla debili (albo debil\u00f3w, wszystko ci si\u0119 myli), \u017ce takie rzeczy. a ty z\u0142\u0105 poezj\u0119 wyciskasz swoj\u0105 niczym Rhodes Rodezj\u0119. twa krew na kredyt - dzisiejsze bankruty - bez serc, bez ducha, aposto\u0142 poruty.\" title=\"m\u00f3w mi micki\" width=\"710\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciagi-slow"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5295"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6648,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295\/revisions\/6648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}