{"id":5789,"date":"2012-07-13T18:38:47","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T16:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/?p=5789"},"modified":"2013-04-04T15:34:02","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T13:34:02","slug":"jachowicz-recloned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/jachowicz-recloned\/","title":{"rendered":"Jachowicz recloned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/jachowicz.gif\" alt=\"Pan Embrion by\u0142 chory i le\u017ca\u0142 w bulionku, i przyszed\u0142 Minister: Jak si\u0119 masz, Embrionku! \u0179le bardzo... trofoblast wyci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142 do niego. Minister poklepa\u0142 Embrionka chorego: Mitoz\u0119 masz, p\u0142odku, doprawdy fataln\u0105, I geny wskazuj\u0105 ekspresj\u0119 letaln\u0105. I dziwy mu \u015bpiewa: tw\u00f3j ojciec i macierz Stworzyli ci\u0119 scjencj\u0105 - a do\u015b\u0107 by\u0142by pacierz: I skutkiem genotyp zwini\u0119ty w ko\u0142tonek. A umrze\u0107 nie mo\u017cna? zapyta\u0142 Embrionek. Bro\u0144 Bo\u017ce! zapomnij, niem\u0105dry zarodku, Oj d\u0142ugo, ty, d\u0142ugo, pole\u017cysz w azotku.  Tak samo si\u0119 z wami, dziateczki, sta\u0107 mo\u017ce: Od Pana Ministra uchowaj was, Bo\u017ce!\" title=\"i prosz\u0119 mi nic nie inseminowa\u0107.\" width=\"710\" height=\"423\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciagi-slow"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5789"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6645,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5789\/revisions\/6645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}