{"id":953,"date":"2008-04-22T19:28:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T17:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/?p=953"},"modified":"2008-04-22T19:28:30","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T17:28:30","slug":"pan-laboro-idzie-na-lancz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/pan-laboro-idzie-na-lancz\/","title":{"rendered":"Pan Laboro idzie na lancz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W Fabryce<br \/>\npracownicy<br \/>\nnie chc\u0105 si\u0119 broni\u0107<\/p>\n<p>Pan Laboro ma k\u0142opot<br \/>\ndo po\u0142udnia powinien zestawi\u0107<br \/>\nkoszty ludzkie z przychodami nieludzkimi<br \/>\nale nie umie dobra\u0107 kolor\u00f3w<br \/>\ndo swojej tabelki w Excelu<\/p>\n<p>Bezradnie drapie pe\u0142ni\u0119 pustego brzucha<br \/>\nsuwa w t\u0119 i we w t\u0119 g\u0142adkim ci\u0119\u017carkiem myszki<br \/>\npodnosi j\u0105 i zagl\u0105da w czerwono \u015bwiec\u0105ce oko<br \/>\nkt\u00f3re po chwili zaczyna nerwowo mruga\u0107<br \/>\ndomagaj\u0105c si\u0119 p\u0142askiej stabilizacji<\/p>\n<p>A wi\u0119c czerwie\u0144<br \/>\nwino krew krew krew krew<br \/>\na tak\u017ce rosebud<br \/>\nperfekcyjne wyko\u0144czenie<\/p>\n<p>Policzki Pana Laboro nabra\u0142y koloru subtelnego zadowolenia<br \/>\nna pewno b\u0119dzie pochwalony<br \/>\nwykaza\u0142 niezbicie, \u017ce efektywno\u015b\u0107 wzro\u015bnie znacz\u0105co<br \/>\npo skre\u015bleniu zaledwie co dziesi\u0105tego<\/p>\n<p>Chcia\u0142by ju\u017c powsta\u0107<br \/>\ntak jak inni<\/p>\n<p>B\u0105d\u017a syty Id\u017a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W Fabryce pracownicy nie chc\u0105 si\u0119 broni\u0107 Pan Laboro ma k\u0142opot do po\u0142udnia powinien zestawi\u0107 koszty ludzkie z przychodami nieludzkimi ale nie umie dobra\u0107 kolor\u00f3w do swojej tabelki w Excelu Bezradnie drapie pe\u0142ni\u0119 pustego brzucha suwa w t\u0119 i we w t\u0119 g\u0142adkim ci\u0119\u017carkiem myszki podnosi j\u0105 i zagl\u0105da w czerwono \u015bwiec\u0105ce oko kt\u00f3re po [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciagi-slow"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vontrompka.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}